Dyson Failure!

Distressing as it is, I have to confess that the new Dyson is not all that it's cracked up to be!

System failure after five months is causing chaos, the Wolf's hair balls are turning the Foxglove Falls into a desert scene from Mad Max...  An emergency call is now out to Mel Gibson!  Well, in my case to Lola, model agent extraordinaire, who is proving to have a University Challenge level of understanding on the pros and cons of vacuum cleaners.

"Peaches,what are you doing with a Dyson in the first place?  We've been through all this before, I thought that you had learned your lesson!"

Of course, she's absolutely right. During my long, arduous hoovering career, the Dyson and I have never truly bonded; too faddy, with excessive novelty plastic and requiring a precision degree in mechanical engineering.  Not a match made in heaven as Leo so helpfully points out, watching me struggle to extract yet another twig from the suction pipe!

"What you need, Peaches, is a SEBO, I'm googling it for you now, as we speak," advised Lola.  "Check your emails, I'll send you the link.  Look... here's the perfect one for you: SEBO Automatic x4 Pet Eco Upright.  Sounds like it'll practically hoover the whole house for you..."

Now when it comes to Best Friends, Lola is tops!  Her ability to source gadgets and instinctive understanding of consumer trends is legendary.  Hopefully,we may have re-established contact with slate floor tiles by tea time!