Hoovering Muscles

Twenty four hours after the consultation with Lola, the SEBO has landed.  Stylish, retro and sleek,  it looks like a catwalk model at New York fashion week, probably at part of the VB collection!  Once plugged in, it's all go with a definite mind of its own! A little unnerving to find it shimmying across the carpet at speed, unaccompanied on the first day...

"Wow Auntie Peaches, your hoover is state of the art, a robotic cleaner... cool" Scarlett pronounces.  Her chirpy presence at Foxglove HQ is an unexpected bonus to the working day.

Working from home via computer link is de riguer as part of the 'Entrepreneurial Spark'.  Thanks to our sparky intern, we now have a whole new dictionary of modern vernacular here at Foxglove Falls.  Scarlett and I have become 'desk buddies' and we now 'hot desk' in the kitchen; the only room where the wireless link is uninterrupted!

Obviously, we will be conducting trials with the robotic hoover, monitoring the levels of wolf hair accumulating in the corners and providing double insulation under the chairs.  My only concern is the weight, with regular use I may end up looking like a lopsided female bodybuilder, not really my style...